This is the post where I affirm my conquests in a manly manner. You follow it up with another meant to needle me about being an internet nerd. I reaffirm in a stronger fashion, you refuse to believe it.
Eventually the two of us realize that the argument is inherently stupid and give it up.
This is the post where I concede defeat and accept your manly affirmation of many conquests and slink off into the sunset.
Don Pardo, tell Zero what he's won ... could it be ??? YES!!!