"Well, he's gay, right? So I will sleep with him, you know, 'pitch one for the team', and THEN I will tell him I'm a Jew."
"I'm willing to do this and I'm not even gay."
DAMMNNNN LAZ!! Why not just beat the shit out him like I said earlier???? I think it goes without saying, we ALL got your back!! That being said, you may lose a couple of us if you choose the above path..... may want to use the old second thought on this one.... :)
It's ironic that you object to it when your screen name is "Hand em their arse". :o)
But okay. No pitching over the Nazi's plate.