Papa Uber Alles!
I can hear the Papstag marching tunes already.
I will be at the Papal window, and I will make a speech of increasing emotion and ferocity, until at the end, I am screaming "Catholicism is zee Arayan Religion! Ve must EXTERMINATE all non-believers!!! VEE VILL RULE ZEE WORLD!!!!" and the crowd starts chanting "SEIG LAZ! SEIG LAZ! SEIG LAZ!"
I'll even grow the little mustache.