You beat me to the exact two names I was going to say something cute about. However since that technology is not active yet, there is still hope.
North Korea is becoming a problem. One problem that North Korea has got is not enough food since there appears to be wide spread canablism in the country. My solution is to send them both Ted Kennedy and Michael Moore in the form of a care package if they will give up their nuclear weapons. The North Koreans will be getting the best end of the deal.
Like your tag line. You must have taught her well. Unfortunately, marksmanship is not what it used to be. Guns are evil doncha know.