LOL. I understand completely. I live in a "red zone" 30 miles (50 Kilometers) from the "blue zone" people's republic of Ann Arbor.
Of course those sorts of people are sanctimonious prigs you'd love to see embroiled in a puppy slaughtering scandal. Anything to expose them as the hypocrites they are.
Regards, Ivan
You must be in either Oakland County or Jackson?
I love the Wolverines, but Ann Arbor is a liberal cesspool. At least it's not ugly like Berkeley is...