[frgoff]

Go try to eat some grass with your nice sharp front teeth. NO HANDS, mind you.

Not a problem. Incisors are scissor teeth. Cows pull grass. Humans would clip it, then chew.

[MeanWestTexan]

"Humans would clip it, then chew."

LOL. Go look at some Buffalo grass.

But to satisfy you, we'll race. You against any non-nursing calf on the ranch (so there's no too much a size disadvantage).