Eh... LOL. Please, don't try.
facetious- Playfully jocular; humorous. As in facetious remarks.
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I am not trying to. Just because I said I can't one way or the other, in your mind that equates to trying to? Sheesh... And you said, please tell me it ain't so, so I did, and explained why I did. Next time please warn when you say tell me it ain't so, you mean nobody better seriously tell you it ain't so. Otherwise, there is no way to straitjacket people in their answers.