[Samwise]

Dear Michelle,

The mere fact that you are too ignorant and/or priggish to understand a joke does not, in fact, make it obscene. Absence of teats does not equal masturbation, and absence of humor does not equal moral superiority.

Now, please excuse me. I am a Desperate Housewife who spends too much time on the Internet. I need to get a life. A table is waiting for me at Chippendale's. I plan to hoist a few brews whilst I stuff a few dollar bills down some gay guy's thong.

Cheers!

[Peach]

LOL! Well said.

[Howlin]

Absence of teats does not equal masturbation, and absence of humor does not equal moral superiority.

FGS, where were you 20 threads ago?

You have it down pat in a nutshell!