ROFL!
MCP's abound!
I drove a forklift on loading docks for about 20 years.
One of the other drivers had been on vacation when I was hired came back to work.
When we were introduced, he looked at me and went
"You can't unload rigs...you're a GIRL!"
I just look at him horrified and said:
"Mister, if THAT'S what you've been steering the forklifts with, remind me to invest in some gloves!"
:)
Excellent!
I tell them that the airplane comes with it's own stick, you don't need to bring your own.
Same idea!
lol!