How much does your hand know about your uterus? With your attitude, it must be the only thing that's ever come close to it.
So, so wrong. But so, so funny.
Aww. You were trying to be offensive. How cute!
Your vain attempt at an insult reminds me of a bumper sticker that read "Just say no to sex with pro-life women" I was so flattered by the bumper-sticker.
I think your attempt to offend me was a knee-jerk reaction from years of being turned down by women who you've tried to seduce, realizing I'm yet another woman that won't be giving you any.
This is a common insult: "Ice queen" "prude" all of which are just the mantra of sexually-frustrated men who have stumbled across a woman that has some respect for herself.
You are so-o-o bad! Funny, but bad! LOL!
By the way- women don't masterbate by massaging their uterus, if that's what you were implying.
Wow- you've been denied sexually even more than I thought!