[Tijeras_Slim]

Well, her story would have held together in New Mexico if she said that she was abducted by little green men with big eyes and "probed."

Smile when you say that, pardner. :)

[Pharmboy]

LOL!! And, how did you guess I WAS smiling??

And, your honor, let the record show that Pharmboy thinks that New Mexico is one of the most beautiful states in the lower 48...