Nobody suggests that you believe anything.
If you fear innocent speculation keep your head in the sand. And you can also keep your whining potty mouth ("pure crap") shut in Iowa. Save that language for the ones unfortunate enough to be in your presence.
It's best to be happy she is alive, but open minded as to what really happened.
Like I said, I am glad she is found alive and breathing. Speculation on stuff like her motivation, etc, is silly, to be sure. But speculation that suggests how dumb these crooks are is entirely legit. From that, it's reasonable to extrapolate that the amazingly dumb crooks might not be real at all.
Anything beyond that is premature, to be sure.
The cops have a good grasp of this: they get missing persons cases from time to time where, in fact, an ostensibly happy wife tosses caution to the wind and pairs off with an exciting stranger rather than go home to a dull life. Sometimes men just decide its best to not come home one day after going out for a pack of cigarettes. It's not common, but it's not uncommon either.
If we take her story at face value (and for now I do, why not?) she was lucky enough to have been kidnapped by two dumb crooks. Let the evidence lead wherever it may.