GAG ME! As if Jennifer is the only bride ever to have a large wedding. She needs her butt kicked. That should get her head on straight. Too many people have pampered the drama queen for too long.
I can just see it now. My family walks out in front of the NATIONAL cameras and says, DEAR daughter, get your *ss home the best way you can.
You got it! If you need money, check the want ads. We'll see you when you get home.