My momma would snatch the Hellman's out of my refrigerator if she saw it in there. Dukes - a way of mayonnaise life in my family.
Do you say "mayonaise" with a long "a" or "my oh naise"? My mother said the latter and I never understood that.
The only thing my son (who was stranded in NJ for 2 years) wanted me to bring him was some quarts of Duke's Mayonaise.