Somewhere out there is a couple in a blue van thanking God that they have not seen a blue light coming up behind them.
"Somewhere out there is a couple in a blue van thanking God that they have not seen a blue light coming up behind them."
If, if there really are abductors who had taken her, maybe during the road trip they realized what a pain in the a--, full maintenance brat she is and decided to drop her like a hot potato.