[cajungirl]

Yall just don't believe in love!

They will talk and cry, everyone will get mad , talk and cry. The bridesmaids will be totally pissy. The groomsmen will get drunk and talk football. Her father has forgiven her already. The Pastor will soon be called.

And they will get married and everyone will be happy and throw bird seed. And hopefully she will get some flatware. I am thinking of sending her a fork.

[maggief]

Too funny!

I think I'll send the kitchen shears.

[SE Mom]

LMAO! Speaking of the pastor...he's on CNN now...talking about sin, forgiveness and redemption.

You can't make this stuff up.

[CAluvdubya]

Just got up out here on the West Coast and am stunned (or stuned, depends on the mood)!

Glad the girl is OK. It's easier on all mothers with dating daughters! My daughter had orders not to get serious (or series, etc.) without a background check and armed escort on all dates. Thanks Scott Peterson!

Cajungirl.y ou win the award for best and most entertaining posts of the morning! "Thinking of getting her a fork" HAHAHAHA

[Lakeside]

"....I'm thinking of sending her a fork."

Oh, certainly NOT! She has already been deemed unworthy by the fact that she's not received even ONE piece by family or friends. Quite frankly, I'm shocked at you, cg.

(you've got me laughing myself silly with your Southernisms)

[DAVEY CROCKETT]

They will talk and cry, everyone will get mad , talk and cry. The bridesmaids will be totally pissy. The groomsmen will get drunk and talk football. Her father has forgiven her already. The Pastor will soon be called.
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I thought this was part of a southern wedding protocal. Everyone I have ever been to is like this. It is so much fun! Ain't love grand! LOL

[beyond the sea]

re: They will talk and cry, everyone will get mad , talk and cry. The bridesmaids will be totally pissy. The groomsmen will get drunk and talk football. Her father has forgiven her already. The Pastor will soon be called.

And they will get married and everyone will be happy and throw bird seed. And hopefully she will get some flatware. I am thinking of sending her a fork. ------

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I just came back to have my sides split just a little more by your wit. My perennial nursery is on my acreage, so the computer is closeby. You are about the funniest person on this site.... you and the great martin_fierro!