I had to laugh out loud at your post 1370! :D You must have some really wild stories to tell about wacky clients you've planned weddings for - got anymore you'd like to share?:)
We have stories that will just make you shake your head - from 2 year old flower girls (way too young, but sometimes you just can't make a bride understand)actually wetting their pants during the wedding, to ex-girlfriends and wives (seems to never be an ex-boyfriend or husband - not for us, anyway) showing up. We talked with a girl this past week who asked how you "tactfully handle" guests who think dressing up is changing their blue jeans to black ones. And she's working on a 40k budget!!