I'm guess I'm not a 'silverware pattern' type of woman. All that saccharine wedding stuff just doesn't interest me. I prefer form and function over frilly. :o)
Are you from the South? LOL You'd give Southern women of my mother's and grandmother's generation a heart attack. LOL
Something simple! Judge and bailiff!!
I'm not into frilly either. Low-budget all the way. Judge Wopner officiating and best man Rusty the Bailiff, and honeymoon at the local watering hole.