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To: silent_jonny
First question from Les Nessman, WKRP.

Can turkeys fly?

221 posted on 04/28/2005 5:13:08 PM PDT by dawn53
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To: dawn53

Polls, I don't pay attention to no stink'n polls


228 posted on 04/28/2005 5:14:04 PM PDT by UB355
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To: dawn53
Can turkeys fly?

As God as my witness, I thought they could.

232 posted on 04/28/2005 5:14:26 PM PDT by OXENinFLA ("I don't have to retreat, I live in Florida!")
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To: dawn53

"I swear to God I thought turkeys could fly."


234 posted on 04/28/2005 5:14:40 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: dawn53
Can turkeys fly?

Oh the humanity!

235 posted on 04/28/2005 5:14:48 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: dawn53

Depends. Conservatives say drop 'em out of a plane, and make 'em learn. Liberals say put 'em a Government Wagon and pull 'em around until they die. And moderates say it depends on how old the turkey is, what height it's being dropped from, and how many studies are being planned to address the question.


266 posted on 04/28/2005 5:17:50 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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