[USF]

Were the plaintiffs to prevail in this case, attending religious conferences would instantly become the favored method for terrorists and other Islamists to cross the American border without hindrance.

Hey, and there I was, planning to bring back some sacred religious objects after I attend an Islamic conference this summer!

They better not dare go searching muslim womens bras again either, or I'll get CAIR on thom quicker than you can yell, "Allah Fubar!"

[Fred Nerks]

OK, I'll bite. What is an islamic religious object?

[Fred Nerks]

Or, 'Excuse me madam, is that a baby you are having or are you smuggling islamic religious artifacts?'