Doing Art Van commercials.
I know, toupe and all. But what a waste - I mean can you picture him challenging Kwame to a fight, like he challenged Coleman!!! Now that was Detroit!! Most watched, drunkest TV anchor in town challenging the 70 year old mayor to a fight over his failure to pay child support for an illegitimate child - ALL ON THE 6:00 NEWS!!!! TV doesn't get any better than that!!!
Doing Art Van commercials.
...and Better Made potato chips. THE best potato chips in the world, IMO.