The classics never die!
Do you remember Bundy's masterwork, "I Care," written during an exhaustive bout of "Ethical Dilemma" with Peg, Marcy, and Jefferson?
Do I remember!?!? Heck, yeah, and I'll post it from memory--that's right up there with Kipling's finest!
When hooters giggle around
and I find nickels on the ground
I care.
When the Mustang engine purrs
and the bathroom's not hers
I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound
and the wife is underground
I care.
But when I've been playing this for days
I'll kill anyone who stays
I swear!