[Xenalyte]

And here I thought he'd gotten busted for reading from the works of the Laureate of Chicago, Alfred E. Bundy, from whom let us read "At the Nudie Bar."

At the Nudie Bar
by Al Bundy

Aaaah, the nudie bar.

Where you can look at a thigh
And blacken an eye . . .
The nudie bar.

Where they show you their butt
And their trap stays shut . . .
At the nudie bar.

Where you can`t touch a breast
But you can cave in a chest . . .
At the nudie bar.

Where the girlies dance
In their underpants . . .
At the nudie bar

Where the music stinks
And they water the drinks . . .
The nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice
And lap dances are half-price . . .
The nudie bar.

where you drink down the shooters
and unwrap the hooters . . .
The nudie bar.

Where eggnogs are plenty
And the girls are all 20 . . .
The nudie bar.

Where there`s a cop at the door
And a Kennedy on the floor . . .
The nudie bar.

Where the beer gives you gas
But the Bundys kick ass . . .
Yes, the nudie bar.

[LibertarianInExile]

At the Nudie Bar
by Al Bundy

:.. )

The great works always bring a tear to my eye.