I wish I were half decent at poetry (sadly, my skills are limited to prose). I would love to see her face if she was subsequently inundated with poetry about this episode (and especially her naked attempt at silencing conservatives who don't fit her worldview).
What a marvelous idea!!! We should all write a poem...good bad, it doesn't matter, let's just swamp her office with conservative poetry.
Anyone have an address/email address for this professor???
ps....anyone can right a limerick :o)
There once was a professor from Conneticuit.....
:oD (complete it)
There once was a Professor named WHITE,
who HATED everything that stood on the RIGHT.
So when a young GOP entered her world, she called Howard Dean to ask how she could ruin his life.
So together they scratched their heads and they pondered and suddenly Dean shouted and screamed DAN RATHER! Rather although retired, became extremely inspired and recommended that she scream foul and make a huge fuss and act very scared indeed.
So Professor WHITE stayed up all night thinking until her plan was just RIGHT to call the police and to loudly scream, "he said he will kill me, what shall I do?".
So the plan was set in motion the very next day and Professor White held the script tightly as she proceeded to make the young GOP pay!
She dialed the number and called the police, who gave her another number instead. She wasn't very happy, her plan might be foiled, so she called on Michael Schiavo to see what to do.
He immediately gave her a name and a number and said this is who will ease your fear. So after accepting this much needed help, she looked at the paper which read, "Professor White here is the number of my friend who will help you; to ease your pain and your fear. “.
Call this man, he's never let me down, he's my good friend JUDGE GREER. Judge Greer acted immediately, but his actions were suddenly halted by a stranger who yelled, "No it's you who has faltered", then she turned to the boy to urge him flee! But before she left she said, to the boy, “By the way, it's so nice to meet you, my name is TERRI.
Then out of the blue, his lawyer arrived and stated for the press that it's all a conspiracy! He shouted, "This must stop! Because the boy leans to the RIGHT, you will always condone the life altering hearsay you spew!
But after today, we know who you are now and you've all been exposed! Come here Professor Liberal, it's time to pay the consequences for this horrid path that you chose! Then from the corner of the young boy's eye, he saw the stranger again walking by. She told him to fight and never give up and then in a flash she gone.
The boy thanked his lawyer and asked him how much he owed . The lawyer said, "Your bill is paid in full, it was a pleasure to see justice prevail.”. The boy was puzzled and thought it odd that a lawyer would not want to be paid. The Lawyer laughed when he saw his face and said, "We're not all bad. Some of us who find Justice exciting.".
With that the boy turned and waved and said Good-bye and the lawyer did the same. When the two parted paths and as the sun began to set, the boy looked at the beautiful setting sun and said, "That's as beautiful as poetic Justice"!