I'll fight her for you. I'll even let you film it.
[fantasizes...wipes brow...sighs]
Sorry. I'm sure you could take her, but since she's havin' my baby and all that, I'm not real up on the idea. Plus, I've got a hard enough time with one Texas woman, so I'm not fool enough to fantasize about two...not for long, anyway.
But as I said, she kicks me to the curb, I'll find me a quickie rebound chick...
(Side note--Don't you hate people who date when they shouldn't? Shouldn't there be a special place where only rebounders meet to jointly get the rebounding over with, and not bring others into the equation?)
...and then give you a call with those tix to Bali in hand. I prefer to imagine if I ever DO date a Lara Croft lookalike/FR member, it'll be for the long haul.
BTW, your pic link on your profile is dead. I've cursed over it many a time.