Because it is all part of a BIG conspiracy. We are all out to get you non-windows users. We have meetings every Tuesday where Billy G gives us a map of Apple homes and we go door-to-door and preach the benefits of Microsoft. We are very effective, as you can see by our market-share.
Give in, resistance is futile.
We'll stay at your house until you give in ... many days, if needed.
I had a Salesman come to the door last week and once my conversion started ... he bought a PC from me.
We are the only ones who could make a Jehova's Witness say "Well, I gotta get going now ..."
I bow before greatness.
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Well, at least you got one thing going for you.
My wife, a Windows hater through experience, did exactly that just last week.