Man, 64 years of naggin' ending just like that. Amazin' ;)
Um, I would duck if I were you! :-)
LOL!!!!
Not to hijack an otherwise lovely thread, but your post reminded me of this gem:
A wife wakes up and sees her husband isn't in bed. She finds him in the kitchen crying over a cup of coffee.
"What's wrong?" the wife asks.
"Remember when you were only 16 and I was 18 and your dad caught us in the back seat of my car? He put a shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or you'll go to jail for twenty years.'"
The wife says, "Of course I remember. But, why are you crying?"
"Today is the day I would have been let out of jail!"