[kitchen]

It worked for those South American soccer players whose plane crashed in the Andes.

Those were rugby players, Ciexyz.

Rugby players eat their dead.

[PoorMuttly]

Only Rugby players eat their dead.

I had suspected that.

Now Muttly's spectator sports knowledge is as complete as it needs to be. Hey, education don't take long!

On with my experiments.

[beaver fever]

"Rugby players eat their dead."

Rugby players eat you while you're running away.

Aussie Rules footies swallow you whole.

Irish Hurley players wait for you to punch them tree times and beat them with a stick and then they eat you.