My cat just finished reading this thread, and, since she can't type because of the issue related to her paws, she told me to tell you not to worry about me, that everything is ok, and that you should continue to keep sending the cans of sardines and tie wraps from any dough products you buy to her scratching post/litter box in the Kaman Islands.
Oh Dude I forgot to tell you. I was bittin a Liberal Democrat Neighbor's Dog last week, He was sooooooo scare I was gonna sue,LOL!
Well, that's it. I'm reporting you to the government for not having an accesible keyboard for your cat. Honestly, some people....