In "Jive"
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Rap puh'fo'ma' Blade Icewood gots beenwasted in some roll-by shootin', seven monds afta' anoda' gun attack left him paralyzed fum de chest waaay down. Icewood, 27, whose legal dojigger wuz Darnell Lyndsey, wuz in some wheelchair inside his Range Rova' on Tuesday night when some shoota' pulled along side in some vehicle and fired, Mo-town honky pigs say. Slap mah fro! Icewood wuz wasted at da damn scene. Honky pigs gots no suspects, de Mo-town Free Press said Dursday. Slap mah fro! De shootin' wuz widin some mile uh de site where Icewood hosted some nonviolence rally last year. Ah be baaad... De subjects uh Icewood's hard-co'e raps include drugs, bre'd, sex, guns, gangsters and premature dead. On one number, he raps about pickin' out some cax'et. Man! On anoder, he raps about his possible dead: "You's'll neva' catch me. And if some hata' plum happen t'stretch me, mah' funeral line, two miles long, all stretchies." Icewood wuz nominated in dree catego'ies in dis Saturday's dird annual Mo-town Hip Hop awards, includin' album uh de year. Ah be baaad... Dis mond, Icewood had planned t'release his dird CD, titled "Blood, Sweat and Tears." Part uh it wuz goin' t'deal wid de Septemba' shootin', said Nicole Shakoo', some managa' at Platinum Reco'ds in Mo-town. In September, gunmen fo'ced deir way into an Oak Park apartment and jimmey'd fire. Icewood wuz critically hurt wid multiple wounds. Oak Park honky pigs Sgt. Man! Mike Pinkerton said Wednesday dat no one wuz eva' arrested fo' dat shootin' and said Icewood had refused t'help investigato's.
Please, oh, please run one of Kofi's speeches through this...