[Northern Yankee]

Well, here's a shocker for you. I am calling the local parish tomorrow to inquire about instruction for joining the Roman Catholic Church.

Oh my gosh... I am so excited for you.

Jane, if there is anything I can help you with, please don't hesitate to ask.

Welcome!

[ninenot]

We will pray for you as you undertake this journey.

According to MSM reports, you will be walking against a massive herd of people who are EXITING the Church.

Keep one hand firmly fixed on the handrail...(the back of the pew ahead of you)!!!