"We have met the enemy and he is us."
No, we have met the enemy, and he is Satan and his modernist, liberal useful idiots.
And in some places, they can't line up fast enough to 'help'. Excellent comments!
Just because we are conservative doesn't mean we are anti-modernist, does it? The Catholic Church certainly embraces science and philosophy. What are American democracy, capitalism, the bill of rights, and internet blogging if not modernist?