I actually spent some time developing a test to determine if the possibility of flatulence from certain additives to the human diet could be predicted. I got pretty good at it and it paid well.
Anyway since I am hardly of "high station" maybe it was the right this for me :^b
Well; this is as good an opportinity as any to fire up an old Nat'l Lampoon joke:
Q. What's the difference between a Martian fart and a sandstorm?
A. Sandstorms don't glow in the dark!
bada-bing, bada-boom!