Ah, a Scotch-Irish Carolinian, the Holy Trinity of stubborn! :)
Seriously...you might want to look at the Presbyterian Church in America (PCA) if the PCUSA just pushes you over the edge. A PCA church in South Carolina was where I came to know Jesus thanks to some wonderful teaching, and the wife and I are looking around at PCA churches up here in Richmond. It all depends on the local church, obviously, but you might want to give PCA a look. From what I've seen, they're very missions-oriented and doctrinally conservative, none of this politically-correct PCUSA claptrap.
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Add being an Aries to that, and you get the entire picture. :-)