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To: feinswinesuksass
You shoulda seen my new Papal guidelines.

  1. Disco Ball in the middle of Saint Peters Cathedral.
  2. No pooftahs!
  3. Ladies Night at all churches, when single chicks get in free.
  4. No pooftahs!
  5. Petting Zoos will be considered Holy Sites.
  6. There is NOOOOOOOOOO... guidline 6.
  7. No pooftahs!

1,135 posted on 04/19/2005 9:58:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I was almost elected Pope. and all I got was this stupid hat.)
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To: Lazamataz

You forgot:

Now everyone will have mandatory premarital sex


1,151 posted on 04/19/2005 9:59:16 AM PDT by Feiny (I'm the new pope....now who wants to go to heaven?)
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To: Lazamataz
(I was almost elected Pope. and all I got was this stupid hat.)

Hang in there, Laz! They could still find more ballots in Seattle.

1,341 posted on 04/19/2005 10:08:13 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?)
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