"... Kondracke is a world class monument to idiocy. His idiocy is a stone cold, blinking, black hole which sucks logic and reason out of the poor souls who have the misfortune of stumbling across it. His idiocy is a blinding force of nature which destroys intellect the way tornadoes destroy trailer parks." That's actually pretty eloquent! If you aren't already writing professionally, I think you should consider it, IMO, if you have an interest.