Posted on 04/14/2005 7:59:26 PM PDT by tomkow6
*snicker... snort*
Angel Boy.....#1350!!
Good afternoon, Faith. Glad you are enjoying the music. Good show today.
Valerie.....#1400!!
That's beautiful
Did you have a good Friday? :-)
Aries, you are outstanding . . . I won't say where . . . but there you are.
Excellent day to come up with new theories to explain the universe around you. Remember: the simplest explanation is usually the best. For example, most physicists today subscribe to the "Big Band" theory of the creation of the universe. I have an alternate theory that I prefer, which I call "Tuba Ensemble."
Good day to begin construction of a labyrinth. Everybody loves a labyrinth.
Today you should sit down (someplace comfy), and ask yourself if you even care. You shouldn't. It's not your fault, you've been trying as hard as you can, so you shouldn't care. Not if they're going to act like that.
You will mosey, this week. There's nothing that wrong with moseying, after all, and it's occasionally just what is needed. In fact, you'll soon begin work on "Mosey Your Way To Fitness", a best-selling self-help book on the topic.
Today is the second-to-last day, of the 19th segment of your life. Time to learn to appreciate tofu (bean curd).
You will get through the day without too much trouble today. It would go even more smoothly, however, if you had bought that laser cannon when you had the chance.
Good day to begin that toothpick sculpture you've been thinking of. Of course, where you're actually going to put a life-sized toothpick sculpture of a rhinocerous is another matter.
You will receive an honor from a foreign dignitary today. Everyone else will be horribly jealous of you.
You will find a biography of some famous dead person, at a garage sale, and buy it on a whim. It will change your life. You will also soon take up bricklaying, as a hobby.
Everyone's talking about Nostradamus these days, but nobody ever remembers his first name. Except you. People may think it's pretentious of you to talk about "Bob Nostradamus", but who cares? They'll all die when the comet hits, anyway.
Beware of turnips.
Today will be the best day of your life, if you can just remember ... er ... now what was that? Hmmm. If you can just remember something really important. Otherwise, no. Hmmm. |
ROTFL!
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Today you should sit down (someplace comfy), and ask yourself if you even care. You shouldn't. It's not your fault, you've been trying as hard as you can, so you shouldn't care. Not if they're going to act like that.
Hmm.. after being chased by the villagers and hounded into an old windmill.. Yes.
Another man done gone! LOL
Yeah, how about you? It's pretty good. I was gonna grab me a hot dog, but Instead I decided to get some seafood. Bream, I think that's what it's called in English. I usually order it by "Mojarra."
What a way to remember the song. LOL!
What part of the country are you in? If you don't mind me asking. :-)
It's a great song Ma, thanks!
Good afternoon, Lady J.
She Hates Me
Puddle Of Mudd
God Bless our Troops!!
Do not click if foul language offends you!!!
No Ma! :-)
Anyways, I'm right here.
It's right off the 110FWY where someone got shot on yesterday. There was another shooting in City Terrace, part of LACounty. Some month yr old kid was hit. Don't know the status. At 4:53 I saw another report that someone in Santa Ana was shot. I don't want to rant, but these "blue-States" are not as enlightened as they project themselves to be.
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