[Rutles4Ever]

As a Biblical Christian, I'd have to say that Purgatory is one place the Pope cannot be, for the same reason he cannot be in Neverland.

Well that's because, as a "Bible" Christian, the Jewish revolt taking place around the birth of Christ (Maccabbees) is irrelevant to the history of the "King of the Jews".

[Rutles4Ever]

Oh - wait - I have not one, but TWO books describing the historical context surrounding the birth of Christ!