OK everyone needs to check out this 911 call:
Burger King 911 Call
"Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you're supposed to be here to protect me.
Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?"
Good GRIEF!!! The land of fruits and nuts!!!
I still think "harmful cheeseburger" would make a great punk rock band name.