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To: patton

Friend of mine married an actress. He came home one day and she said, "You just take up too much room." And out the door she went.

520 posted on 04/13/2005 10:48:41 PM PDT by durasell (Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)

To: durasell

Heheh. I got deployed on a mission once, and my GF of the time kept calling the office. They told her I was in the bathroom. For six weeks.

Anyway, I came home, and I asked, where is she?

Went to Berlin with her old boyfriend.

So I moved everything she owned out - into the snow.

She got back that night, and I said, "Sorry, I don't want to play."

521 posted on 04/13/2005 10:55:38 PM PDT by patton ("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write." <--Profit-Motivated Muse, eh?)

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