A most commendable Bulwer-Lytton effort, I must say.
Why thanks. Of course, its all in good fun. Here's another one I think I posted on FR already.( I prefer Freeper wit)
Gasping for air he could barely breathe as he clutched the remnants of the empty black pantsuit to his breast, crying with relief, thinking he had vanquished the beast, not realising it had merely molted.
LOL. Indeed it has. It now seems to be wearing the bright new scales of a moderate. Beware.