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To: gopwinsin04

Claptrap Charlie's an ass. His whore of 30 years is no better. She propositioned him 30 years ago and he, the idiot that he is, fell for the ruse hook, line and sinker. An accident of birth will make him the Head of the Church of England in his position as future King. He had a responsibility to the position and to the people to be a leader but he shirked it. Both are morally lacking & ethically challenged equivalent to the clintoons. If he didn't want the responsibility, he should have stepped aside. He was the 3rd person in the mutt's marriage & the mutt was the 3rd person in Claptrap's marriage. Their union represents two whores getting together & legitimizing themselves for appearances sake. Bullsh*t on any appearance his people & MSM try to spin the whorish union. These two people are the most selfish and self-centered individuals in the limelight today.

Here's a takeoff on a joke entitled: Charlie & his dog.

Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.

The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared.

'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.'

'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.'

They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked. The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. 'This body is too far gone for
even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?'

The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. 'But now I love this woman called Camilla,' and he showed the genie the second photo.

'You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?'

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, 'Let's have a look at that dog again.'


38 posted on 04/10/2005 12:58:44 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: lilylangtree

And you think because Diana was beautiful that made her a saint? Why do you think Camilla is a dog? Which I don't agree with by the way since we have a beautiful dog. Anyway, Camilla is a very cute lady. She is more appropriate for Charles anyway. They look like they belong together. Charles and Diana's fairy tale wedding was just that...a Fairy tale..nothing more. It was bound to end badly because it didn't begin in earnest. Sad but true.


62 posted on 04/10/2005 1:09:00 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: lilylangtree

note to self: cross street if the above cretin approaches.


69 posted on 04/10/2005 1:11:30 PM PDT by tomkat
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To: lilylangtree

Godzilla Park Her Balls


137 posted on 04/10/2005 2:07:54 PM PDT by injin
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To: lilylangtree

Not funny! Making fun of someone's looks if junior high stuff.

Do you have a mirror? I do ! I have the looks God gave me and so does Camilla.


224 posted on 04/10/2005 4:56:07 PM PDT by Mears ("The Killer Queen,caviar and cigarettes")
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To: lilylangtree

Hear hear! Great post. (#38)


240 posted on 04/10/2005 9:46:19 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (Expedients are for the hour, but principles are for the ages.)
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To: lilylangtree

ROTFLMAO! What a great (and awful) Joke! Wish you could have heard me chuckling!
Charles and his dog. and the genie.


261 posted on 04/11/2005 6:59:24 AM PDT by meema
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