Well then, I'd say yer future is lookin up. 500 yards? Eaker will be the only shooter, right?
The first round is at 500 yards.
The second will be first thing in the morning while he is sleeping "it" off under the truck.
I have hit a cigarette pack twice in my life. Once in Orange, TX at 300 yards with my AR-15 and once in my shirt pocket with TC's Garand.
The AR-15 thing was better.