The second suggestion is of course only in jest, but the first is more than half serious.
Boos and hisses if things go slowly or the OR staff looks as if they did something the least bit ineptly -- Font Size "14" wild cheers reverberating throughout the uncushioned walls if things look "right" - I O Oh So H O..:))
NOW how am I going to get to sleep,
lying in bed laughing like this !!!
Shame on y'all, El Gato!!