You will notice that the individual that may or may not be me is only seen holding undamaged weapons.
Perhaps I wasn't even there when this happened.
Is there any proof including the piece of cartridge that was removed from my breastbone that I was there? That piece of brass could have gotten embedded in my chest some other way. Perhaps a fishing accident.
Are there any witnesses??
I rest my case.
Dang, I want to hire you as my attorney. That was sweet!
Yeah... Micheal Jackson needs you on the defense team!
Yes.