Ha. They are hanging upside down in their caves. Their spindly arms folded while in light slumber. These unusual bats sleep in the early hours of the morning so they can go out in the light of day and try to suck the hope and decency out of humanity.
Boy... that's right on. The DUers will be torqued at all this coverage. Think of the lost revenue by not selling commercial time for this thing. :)