"Homeschool the kids!!!
They will be fed, no violence, no bullying, no drugs, no sex, no lockdowns, etc."
Hmm, tell that to my coworker whose oldest homeschooled daughter got caught smoking pot and getting it on with a homeschooled boy from church.
no one ever said homeschoolers were perfect - it's just that the success rate is much better than the average :)
my theory is you keep them so busy they are too occupied and tired to misbehave. it's worked well so far.