[Eric in the Ozarks]

We had a little 14 foot Mirrocraft with a 9.9 horse Mercury outboard when we lived in Prior Lake. When the ice began to go out, my son and Jake would sit at the front and I would steer from the back via the tiller. One day, with snow piled on ice still floating, my son called out "hamburger at 2 o'clock." Sure enough, it did look like a burger stuck in the snow, but as we got closer it became clear that it was a man's wallet, lost the past winter.
The wallet had $20, a drivers license and credit cards. We called the guy and he came down to claim our "find." He said he'd lost the wallet while snowmobiling...

[Conspiracy Guy]

Did he give you the $20 as reward?