[razorback-bert]

Man, I wish I had said that.

[beaver fever]

I wish I could say this:

Krung-thep-maha-nakorn-boworn-ratana-kosin-mahintar- ayudhya-amaha-dilok-pop-nopa-ratana-rajthani-burirom-udom-rajniwes-mahasat-arn-amorn-pimarn- avatar-satit- sakattiya-visanukam.

Try telling a Thai cab driver to take you there.

Make sure the meter isn't running while your trying to choke out the destination.