Democrats Without a Prayer

American Spectator ^ | 4/4/2005 | The Prowler

[huac]

"...Democrats have been patting themselves on the back lately that they have figured out how to better communicate with Red State America. You wouldn't have known it on Friday and Saturday, when congressional minority leaders, Sen. Harry Reid and Rep. Nancy Pelosi refused to adapt the party's weekly radio address to the breaking news that Pope John Paul II was on his death bed..."

[bowzer313]

"Pelosi is a Catholic in the same way three-quarters of the people in the country are "part Cherokee."

Very Good! I gotta remember that one...

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[GeekDejure]

Already got it. Thang Q !!! ;-))

[Kenton]

Democrats have been patting themselves on the back lately that they have figured out how to better communicate with Red State America.

I have visions of Howard Dean standing on a soapbox screaming at the top of his lungs,

"Hey, you inbred hicks! You better start paying attention to us, if you know what's good for you! Which you obviously don't, because you're stupid bigots, but if you DID you'd let US speak for YOU. Because we know what's good for you.

So toss that domestic beer can through the sliding rear window into the bed of your confederate flag-bearing pickup truck with the "No DixieChicks" sticker on the bumper. You superstitious, homophobic, meat eaters, you."

[iopscusa]

Should be repeated often: "This is another example of where we just don't get it," says a Democratic pollster in New York. "We knew...we are what...all those Red Staters think we are. We attack...but, but...somehow I know this is just going to come back and bite us in the ass....but, but it's for the children and a few other oppressed world citizens".

Please excuse the BTL (between the lines), edit for the actual meaning of this glorious quote. It is getting very difficult to hide the agenda, IMO!

[Fellow Traveler]

Boy now that you mention it I could see Howard delivering that screed. About the only things missing is a "YEEEAAARRRGGHHH!!!" at the end of it.

[iopscusa]

"George Mitchell is currently Chairman of the Board of Directors for Disney", is this true? I did not know it and would still not know unless I read FR postings, thx...EV

[KC_Conspirator]

Pelosi is one of those Catholics who say they are religous to get votes, but when their feet hit the floor everyday they begin working to undermine every value in the church. One can usually spot these people by the (D) next to their name.

[huac]

"...So toss that domestic beer can through the sliding rear window..."

...can't, the gunrack is in the way.

[huac]

"It is getting very difficult to hide the agenda, IMO!"

Considering that one of their religious leaders has hinted that Jesus might have been homosexual, I'd say their capacity to hide any of their views are sorely depleted.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/04/03/ngay03.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/04/03/ixhome.html

[no more apples]

If nothing else, you brightened my day! :-) I usually do something similar before coffee and it's nice to know I'm not the only one. LOL!

[firewalk]

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